A person who randomly chirps other people on their Boost Mobile phones at 1AM to bullshit. These people are normally broke 9 out of 10 times, have no minutes on their accounts have the time, and have 2 friends, hence they have to milk their account for $1 a day.
So i was fucking my girl, and then my phone goes off, when I look, i didn't recognize the number.
It was a Boost Douche.
It was a Boost Douche.
by OD Fa Real July 28, 2006

n. One of the many sub-genres of hipster, characterized by a smug demeanor and better than average looks, i.e. he resembles a woman. Is very popular with hipster women because of his thinness and lack of body hair. Has unusually broad shoulders for a 6 foot tall male who weighs 120 pounds.
by Camp Lickalotta March 11, 2008

by Fireman Don March 15, 2009

whoa that girls a douche magnet look at those guys hittin on her they are loser to the max and beyond
by Jack Van Amp June 21, 2006

by Grasshopper213 September 24, 2009

Noun: a small piece of hardened vaginal secretion that is flushed out while douching. Also synonymous with douche bag.
by JakeS18 February 11, 2010

Someone with over extrodinary "douchy" or dumb traits...or for someone that said a dumb remark...almost always used as an insult.
by Sterhelio July 27, 2004
