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Boost Douche

A person who randomly chirps other people on their Boost Mobile phones at 1AM to bullshit. These people are normally broke 9 out of 10 times, have no minutes on their accounts have the time, and have 2 friends, hence they have to milk their account for $1 a day.
So i was fucking my girl, and then my phone goes off, when I look, i didn't recognize the number.

It was a Boost Douche.
by OD Fa Real July 28, 2006
mugGet the Boost Douchemug.

Hipster douche

n. One of the many sub-genres of hipster, characterized by a smug demeanor and better than average looks, i.e. he resembles a woman. Is very popular with hipster women because of his thinness and lack of body hair. Has unusually broad shoulders for a 6 foot tall male who weighs 120 pounds.
That hipster douche totally cock blocked me. I just have no game with hipster women.
by Camp Lickalotta March 11, 2008
mugGet the Hipster douchemug.

Douche Silo

The largest douche a person could be so large that you would need farm equipment to contain them
"Kevin your a total Douche Silo! I can't belive you banged that girl on my bed!"
by Fireman Don March 15, 2009
mugGet the Douche Silomug.

douche magnet

A girl that attracts unwanted men aka (douches) but is unaware of it
whoa that girls a douche magnet look at those guys hittin on her they are loser to the max and beyond
by Jack Van Amp June 21, 2006
mugGet the douche magnetmug.

Booty Douche

Man, Rhea, I got the booty douche, again!
by Grasshopper213 September 24, 2009
mugGet the Booty Douchemug.

Douche Nugget

Noun: a small piece of hardened vaginal secretion that is flushed out while douching. Also synonymous with douche bag.
Dude, let's never hang out with Bethanie again. She's a huge douche nugget anymore.
by JakeS18 February 11, 2010
mugGet the Douche Nuggetmug.

Douche Rocket

Someone with over extrodinary "douchy" or dumb traits...or for someone that said a dumb remark...almost always used as an insult.
Shut up douche rocket! or Quit being such a douche Rocket
by Sterhelio July 27, 2004
mugGet the Douche Rocketmug.

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