Pooter to Cooter

The sexual act of performing anal sex on a female before switching to vaginal intercourse. This practice is highly unhygienic, but enjoyed by sluts and slappers all over the world. Except for NZ.

Hey fellas! Crissa is so smashed on rum and cokes, she let me go pooter to cooter!!

Alex absolutely refuses to go pooter to cooter, it’s just not classy.

by Seagull_Whisperer October 26, 2017

Cooter

Another way to say wheb your legs hurt.

Suchi-“Ah my cooters hurt from that walk!”

by Anonandsuch May 15, 2019

Cooter Wacker

referring to the vagina (noun)

Can emily, can I see that cooter wacker?

by weedwhacker13 December 14, 2024

Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.

It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

by I’m a virgin 1234 January 29, 2022

Cooter

A stanky bitch. She be sleeping with everybody and be giving AIDS to yo dad. Did I mention she got AIDS?

Homie: yo she cute asf

Me: nah bruh she a lil cooter

Homie: shit... fuck it a holes a hole

by Lord Squilliam III January 8, 2020

Costco Cooter

When a woman puts a costco hotdog inside of herself and her partner tries to find it.

I love eating her costco cooter

by Costco Cooter June 9, 2024

cooter gunk

Sticky balls of a gel like substance emitting from a woman's vagina

Jack picked his cooter gunk out during class and wiped it all over the whiteboard. Someone cried cooter gunk and everyone sprinted to the door. Jack was amused

by ronnie6969 May 22, 2010