New Jersey

New York's chill and less-successful cousin who really likes Italian food and diners

Hahaha you're so funny! Where in New York are you from?
Naw, I'm from New Jersey (where people actually act like they enjoy life)!

by Your_Mom's_Mitochondria December 18, 2018

Jersey Juice

Ejaculation, jizz, cum, sperm

Man, I was watching porn and got jersey juice all in my pants.

by Voodoo Mama Juju April 26, 2011

Jersey Marinade

When someone (either girl or guy) has had far too many drinks before giving a blowjob and throws up with a dick still in their mouth.

A - Yo that chick's pretty hot
B - Don't go there, she gave me a blowjob once and it ended up as a Jersey Marinade.

by Browniesauce March 10, 2011

New Jersey

Fuck you, we're better

Asshole from New York: haha new jersey is just jughandles and potholes

Me: um we're the second best state so i would shut the fuck up

by idontreallyknowanymore January 20, 2019

Topeka Jersey

A men's tank top shirt, also known colloquially as a "wifebeater". Its name stems from the recent ruling decriminalizing domestic violence in Topeka, Kansas.

"My wife forgot the mayonnaise on my sandwich. Better sport my Topeka Jersey before hitting her out of the park."

by orangejuliuscaesar October 16, 2011

Bootleg Jersey

A jersey for a Professinal sports League that is cheap and and names and numbers are stuck on with a cheap sticker type and the jersey cost around 25-30 dollars

Bob: Hey nice jersey
Kevin: Nice bootleg jersey
Bob: what?
Kevin: Look how cheap it is!

by Rfwill13 February 20, 2009

New Jersey

A state that is 40% rich and 60% ghetto. U got ur places like holmdell, Monroe and the other nice towns then u got Patterson, Elizabeth, and worst off all Newark. And no one in Newark actually says newark. It's nork. No w involved. When u walk into Nora u automatically hear the welcoming sounds of gunshots, you see the diversity. Crack dealers, pot dealers, some other drug you have never heard of... Our property tax is higher than me after I drop two tabs of lsd. We also get kind of a bad wrap. Not all of us are those Imbread animal like peices of garbage u see on the jersey shore. Most of our pizzas are garbage which is ironic bc we our known for our tomatoes. and don't forget....."it's a joisy thing"

” new jersey ain't shit..."
"Walks into the ghetto and gets shot up more than the dope feins in Toms River”

by Ace 732 April 3, 2017