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R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.
Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
mugGet the R-Strategy Matingmug.

Fucking cheers mate

Guy - "I just cleaned your car for free."

Me - " Fucking Cheers Mate!"
by BornProdigy July 23, 2016
mugGet the Fucking cheers matemug.

Prime Mates

Prime numbers that produce another prime number when they intimately come togetherfor example, when primes 2 and 3 have fun together, they produce the prime 23.
Among the first 23 primes, guesstimate what percents of them are potential prime mates.
by Numerati August 12, 2024
mugGet the Prime Matesmug.

your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle
guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR
by cockwafer June 13, 2024
mugGet the your balls are fucked matemug.

Get a blower mate

Get a blower mate is what you say when you see someone cutting their hedge and raking up leaves taking fucking ages, struggling doing it.
Look at her raking them leaves
“Get a blower mate”
by Booland March 17, 2019
mugGet the Get a blower matemug.

mated fart

Noun. A specific type of person consisting mostly of hot air and gas constantly seeking connection to others via a gaseous mating process. Not to be confused with meaty fart.

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."
Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."
by Beastybeast1991991 May 26, 2017
mugGet the mated fartmug.

Whom-mate

The word to use instead of "sibling" to emphasize that is all we have in common or to do with each other now.
"No I don't have any brothers and sisters, I cut contact with them. We are only Whom-mates"
by 2ndpeehole January 29, 2023
mugGet the Whom-matemug.

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