twerpt-off

to be made pissed; being pissed, mad in or by a situation.

I am really twerpt-off by the lack of help I am getting cleaning up after these kids.

by thedirtyape January 5, 2009

cherry off

Literally two people Fucking getting off on each other having the most amazing sex either one has experienced. The woman’s pussy gets fucked so good.

“Fuck off!” If you can, come fuck my cherry off.

by Cherrypi March 6, 2022

Beat it off

When you are horny but can't do anything about it, so you just masturbate. Or when somebody wants to date you but you are not interested, so you tell them to go masturbate/beat your meat/beat it off.

-So, can I have your number?
-No. Go beat it off

by rolldog81 October 4, 2025

bearding off

When you eat pussy with a beard and the pussy juice gets all in your beard. It smells so good the next day you smell your beard to jerk off.

Patrick was bearding off this morning

by Resin factory September 25, 2020

American Stand-off

When 4 or more people are pointing weapons at each other ready for action.

I thought it was a group of friends at a party, it turned out to be an American stand-off!!

by Kanaryellow901 July 21, 2025

Shoes off deuce

An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime

Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.

by JRpoo January 15, 2020

Off the wood

Phrase describing someone who’s really baked. Particularly baked off a backwoods

Jake - “Bro, what’s Jon doing in the corner over there? I haven’t heard him speak in almost an hour”

Ryan - “He’s off the wood man”

by Purple drink October 29, 2021