Dog

The thing you fuck

Well what else does a dog do but be Mans best friend

by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019

slarve dog

An old-school breed of snowboarder who wore sorels and favored back country riding and sneaking onto ski-hills. Characterized by fast, erratic riding the excessive use of duct tape.

Pompous skier 1: Wadsworth, what on earth is that?
Pompous skier 2: Why Niles, I believe it is one of those ghastly slarve dogs!
Pompous Skier 1: How hideous!
Slarve dog: Check me dude, Im gonna launch that wind lip and bust a mega method air!

by yogadude January 6, 2012

dog shui

The proper arrangement of home furniture to allow pets to look out your windows

My Dog Shui Master said to put the couch by the picture window so Fluffy can alert on the mail man.

by Pinandpuller November 19, 2017

Dog

A slobbery Floof of cuteness

My dog’s name is Henry.

by Galaxy_Skeleton June 29, 2022

dog

god. a thing to worship
the goodest boy, girl,...

dog spell backwards is GOD!!!!
how did i not know this before!

by fheiuowgroag bahr September 10, 2021

mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

Give me the hot dog

A phrase used in a smash video (in the scene where you can understand what a dog is saying)

Hey! Give me the hot dog!

by Hawt sawce mi d00d May 13, 2017