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Dog Show

A subtle type of insulting or belittling of a Target by using a sarcastic way of request aimed at said Target to show their talent, skill, or level of intelligence. If the Target obliges to the request, often times in front of a camera or a crowd, this results in 2nd Hand Embarrassment among watchers (commonly without the knowledge of the target), a malicious amusement among the requestors, and lowering the Target's standing in the eye of the public, the crowd, or in the hierarchy of their peers.

A Dog Show commonly happens as a way of bullying a person without their knowledge, who is clueless to this concept. The term came from Dog Shows, where dogs are ordered to do tricks, to entertain an audience.
Actor 1: "Hey Brad! Can you do a little dance for me? These girls over here would be OVERJOYED to see you bust some moves... I heard that you were a great dancer!"

Actor 2: "Yeah haha! Come on it would really make me have a crush on you if you did!"

Target: "Oh haha. O-okay..." *dances awkwardly*

-In the near distance-

Actor 4: "Those upperclassmen are making a Dog Show out of that poor kid again. Should we do something?"

Actor 5: "Nah. He should've learned to avoid it after he got his left leg sprained from failing a Cartwheel."
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stink dog

Bro I got stink dog " How ?" She had pink sock"
by Devon Britten December 22, 2015
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Rocky mountain raw dog

When you need to poop after eating a heavy corn-based diet and someone fucks you in the ass
Anyone up for the rocky mountain raw dog party after the corn festival?
by MandyTheMost February 14, 2021
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Dirty Dog

South Indian racial slur due to their black skin and messed up hair.
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Hot Dog

I had a hot dog at the ball park
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Donkey Dog

A form of Chocolate Hotdog where the last bit of crap fall next to the Bottom of the Toilet Bowl.
This can happen on purpose or by accident but whoever pulls their pants down on the toilet will get crap on their pants.
They then sit on their office chair and stain that too.
Frequently used by disgruntled employee's.
by Donkeydog1973 September 28, 2023
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There was this dog...

How the greatest excuse of all time begins. Which Can be used for almost any thing and is almost never finished.
1.
Teacher: "Al? Where's your homework?"
Al: "Well, there was this dog..."
Teacher: "*sigh* Nevermind."

2.

Pat: "Why is your shoe wet?"
Al: "There was this dog..."
by Diepiedie April 10, 2010
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