Black and Gay

An universal, reality-warping, ominipotent being.

Its the son of Gay God and some black cosmic entity.

Can't be touched or harmed by any means.

Manager : Dammit, im tired of Chaz incompetence, its his third slip just this week. I swear this time i will fire him for good.

Coworker1: "Dude, don't do it, he's black and gay. Just a lawsuit is what he needs to bankrupt this company. Then WE will lose our jewbs."

Manager: "Holy crap, you're right!"

by H1b3rt0 March 08, 2023

Black Market Tampon

Don’t trust a Black Market tampon, for they may have used fiberglass instead of cotton.

Ms, smith: Man this black market tampon I bought sucks.
Me: dumbass.

by Jxckson April 01, 2022

The Black Death

marijuana resin gathered from either a dry pipe or a bong, black in appearance

"oh man I ran out of weed"

"me too dude, I'm on the black death"
"that's fucking gross."

by SkiddlyDooBop January 30, 2018

Code BLACK

Ashley and tjs magic word.

Hey I was told you tell you....."Code Black" ....

by DuhhFucckk January 09, 2021

black alison

black ass gorilla

she is a black ass gorilla black alison

by alllllllllllllllalllllllllllll December 19, 2017

grey on black

A female named _____ who likes a guy called ___, she wears a grey top and black jeans to grab his attention to flirt with him because she wants to be his.

She's wearing grey on black must like that guy and want him!

by Memememe21 September 13, 2017

Black Rizzly Bear

A type of wild bear found in the forests of Ohio. Fortunately, this species of rizzly bears are less aggressive and tend to ignore people in the wild unlike the brown rizzly bear which will rizz you up.

Man: The Black Rizzly Bear didn't rizz me up, hopefully we don't run into the Brown rizzly bear

by ChildArizzment Sigma Grimace March 14, 2024