Hetero-bag

A term my sleep deprived brain made up, meaning a heterosexual person who is like a trash bag. Used when a heterosexual is being homophobic, transphobic ect. Not to be confused with calling all heterosexuals trash.

"Omg. (Insert name) called me a f***ot. He is such a Hetero-bag."

by Liliow August 14, 2020

man in a bag

When two gay guys are in a department store & want some quick sex, you bring an extra shoppers bag to the bathroom. Make the guy stand in while you give them head sitting on the toilet. If anyone looks under the bathroom stall, it'll look like 2 feet & a shoppers bag when its really two men having fun!

Omg, girl! Guess what I got at Lord & Taylor today? Man in a bag, girl! And they were 'half off' too!

by Jo NYC May 24, 2018

Brouche Bag

A douche bag who is also very Bro-y. Will chug four cans of miller light and proceed to talk about MMA on the 1st date.

"I had the misfortune pf going out with a brouche bag last night. he talked about joe rogan for 2 straight hours."

"oof, im so sorry"

by smokyjones January 24, 2024

Wet bag

An insult to chance sutton

"Tessa brooks, chanise is such a shallow wet bag how can he do that to tessa"

by Wahtttttttttttt July 31, 2017

A big bag with one cookie in it

When something is so plain it's like a big bag with a cookie in it that has the word "cookie" plastered on it

bro: dude the supermarket was literally called supermarket
you: a big bag with one cookie in it

by lil shart May 10, 2025

Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

just put the fries in the bag

it is said to a person if you want the person to do his own work, not bother about you and your work

I'll handle it, just put the fries in the bag.

by anonymous December 8, 2024