Avoid it like poison ivy

To resolutely avoid something because it is perceived as highly undesirable or dangerous.

"I hate crowds and avoid it like poison ivy, especially during flu season."

by Kupid_love May 4, 2024

Confident Like Cosby

A sure thing.

"Do you think it is going to work?"
"Yeah, confident like Cosby"

by robdigital August 15, 2018

Obsessive Like-Button Syndrome

OLBS, short for Obsessive Like-Button Syndrome, is a condition where someone with mildly advanced Social Media Muscle Memory will like most posts they find even slightly entertaining without giving them much thought at all, or like a post just because it had more than 500 likes.

This can occur in many different social media sites but more often than not on Twiter and Instagram. This can also develop into liking every YouTube video before watching them, followed by the top comments of those videos.

In the case of Twitter, it is common for someone with a moderate following who suffers from OLBS to immediately retract most of their likes on the platform, seen as too many context-sensitive or unfunny tweets would then be recommended to their followers.

I opened up a song on YouTube to send it to my friends, and then when I opened it again a minute later I noticed I had liked 4 comments I didn't even remember reading.

That might be Obsessive Like-Button Syndrome, it's really serious, you should go see a doctor.

by Haomakk January 15, 2021

like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.

Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?

by bitchuck May 26, 2025

Do you like my groovy moves?

a question asking if you like my groovy moves

hey "A" do you like my groovy moves?

by Wrikles November 18, 2022

LIKE THE VIDEO

Something that clickbait youtubers like ali-a, mr top 5, adventure, ect always say at the beginning of a video because they know damn well that tons of kids are gonna be watching, and at least some of them are gonna actually like the video for some reason.

youtuber: like the video and subscribe in the next 5 seconds of this spider will be in your bed tonight!

kids: actually believe it

LIKES: 2.2k DISSLIKES: 908K VIEWS: 382749274902749274902379074902 (all kids btw)

by Questionforgodwhy April 17, 2021

Taste like hotel carpet

When you try a new vape flavour..
And it taste absolutely fuckt.

Taste Like old Hotel Carpet

Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.

Hey I’ve got some New vapes to try “here”
😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮

by Logical thinker. July 23, 2021