I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

by Random Words & Definitions May 28, 2024

Merchant One

A company that takes care of processing payments and making a transaction.

I used merchant one the other day to buy a Gi-normous burrito.

by Stacy1221 May 17, 2019

pogging one out

another term for masturbating

Example 1:

person A: "yo dude just pogged one out!"

person B: "eww keep that to youself"

Example 2:

"gonna be pogging one out to gay furry porn later tonight"

by 93678983453gh August 28, 2021

One Eyed Willy

After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.

It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.

by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024

No one is allowed to mention your name

On WHOSE fucking authority?

Hym "Who, oh, who is there to blame... When no one is allowed to mention your name... And as I sit and ponder thus... One thing springs to mind... If I trade in my Ps4 for store credit at Gamestop today, I might be able to afford a Ps5 and Baldur's Gate 3.... And that would be dope... I don't know if I can get Mk1 too though... Hmm... 🤔 What to do..."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

one ball deep

One ball deep, a moment in hardcore intercourse where your scrotum/ballsack/magicfloaty bits become hard like a rhinos skin an the smaller testicle slides in the gash of glory...

Julian: come on guys am nearly one ball deep.
Noel : I only answer to swampy .

by Justth3truth April 19, 2018

Two Babies One Fox

The most fucked up shit you will see on the internet.

This comic is not for the weak, And i suggest you to not look the comic up.

Jack: Hey man, Did you read Two Babies One Fox?
Alex: What's that?
Jack: Google it up!
*literally 2 minutes later*
Alex: Jack, What the fuck?!
Jack: LOLLLL!!!!

by Houxton999 January 31, 2025