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National lonley day

A day to celebrate that your a sad peice of shit. No girl or boy in your life. But thats ok. Spend the rest of your day talking to the one you love just to get friend zoned.
Mom: you need to get a girlfriend

Son: i cant, its national lonley day
Mom: your a usless peice of shit
by Grandma bertha November 1, 2019
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National Knupper Day

November 1st, also know as National Knupper day, is a holiday celebrated around the world to recognize the famous Knupper’s. These special creatures are very rare which is why this holiday is going to place as of November 1st, 2019 to recognize the Knupper and to keep it from going extinct.
Joe: Hey, it’s November 1st!
Hentley: You mean National Knupper day?
by Albruins November 1, 2019
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National Puke Day

It’s the day after Halloween so you know what that means... NATIONAL PUKE DAY. Time to eat every last bit of can’t you have and then puke it all back up.
Hey Timmy ready for National Puke Day!
by Velozity November 1, 2019
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national bitch awareness day

Its November 2nd national bitch awareness day. Be kind to all those bitches for one day. Can you do it.
Be kind its national bitch awareness day.
by kkel67 November 1, 2019
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National Finger Day

Anyone and i mean fucking anyone that you wanna finger , you can ITS NATIONAL FINGER DAY BITCHES ****NOV 3rd
"Hey can i finger you?" "SURE , ITS NATIONAL FINGER DAY"
by Cyperohyper November 1, 2019
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national be weird day

On January 24is be weird day.So be weird people LIKE MEEEEEEEEEE! Well just be as weird as u like. You can kiss ur bff be awesome and weird
Ava:its National be weird day
Bff:EVERYONE BE WEIRD!
by Bagelwithcreamcheese November 2, 2019
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National kick an Oscar day

If u see and Oscar kick them
Hey everybody it’s national kick an Oscar day so yeah
by Dieofcancer November 2, 2019
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