butt knocking

When a lady lies on her side and uses her butt, to knock on your barn doors to simply ask, “can your dick come out to play”.

Usually in the spoon, cuddling position but sometimes standing if she is tall enough.

She said she was tired and going to sleep with her back to me, however her Butt Knocking made it clear she wanted some dick.

by Splane750 September 25, 2020

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Butt lice

Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.

If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.

by Theonlybuttlicesurvivor December 4, 2022

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Butt Knight

A gay man who is the protector of his gay lovers anus and makes sure no other “genital sword” penetrates his anus

Dean is the butt Knight of Drew’s anus

by Dean buttknight June 29, 2018

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Stuck Butt

Another word for constipation or to be constipated

Dude: Charlie, what's the matter you've been in the bathroom for over an hour!!
Charlie: Dude! I ate a whole package of cheese!! I've got stuck butt!!

by meandering gentile July 27, 2011

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