Texan Cock Soccer

Texan Cock Soccer is a sexual act in which 2 men both grab a woman’s saggy, usually flat breast and wrap It around their cocks. After that, they use the tits to jerk themselves off, then attempt to cum inside each other’s urethras as if the cum was a ball and the urethra was a soccer goal. Variants if this common pastime exist in other states like Maine , Alabama and Louisiana

Sam: “hay john, do you wanna play some Texan Cock Soccer?”

John: “what the fuck”

by Pogo the Clown? November 12, 2019

Peter Cock Elbow

Like tennis elbow but from pulling and yanking on a large Peter for a handjob or blowjob. Also know as PCE.

Example: I’m not getting a bj anymore Olivia has been diagnosed with Peter Cock Elbow by her doctor.

by The only one.... May 11, 2018

old mans cock

British Slang: A tasty spreadable marshmallow treat

Susan says "after a round of nut tinglinling golf, I could really go for a large helping of old mans cock"

by ROO30 August 13, 2006

Jerking your cock

Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say jerking your cock to tell someone, usually a male, that you are just joking around.

Kyle: I banged your mom yesterday, Dan. It was very nice!
Dan: Fuck you, man! I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kyle: Calm down, I'm just jerking your cock.

by KyleP March 22, 2007

Barb-wire cock

Another term for a male with the clap

Oh no not barb-wire cock again

by Your concern November 10, 2003

Cock-sack combo

when you wrap your nuts around your dick and stick it in a vagina or mouth.

Laci ordered up my cock-sack combo last night so i delivered that shit to her

by Erica Wogomon February 22, 2008

Clumpy blood cock

The term used to describe ones cock after engaging in sexual intercourse at the apex of the females menstrual cycle. (Usually referred to as the dreaded day 2 by females). The word "clumpy" is used to describe the texture of the menstrual blood flow as it usually is filled with clumps of flesh from the uterual lining of the vagina. This lining is clumpy and loves to stick to the tip of the males cock. The origins of this unique act of nature can be traced back as early as 500 AD due in part to the great records keeping of Sir Elmer Clumpy Blood Cock. In history Sir elmer clumpy blood cock is given credit as the 1st man to engage in ritualisic intercourse during the female menstrual cycle. It was believed that having a bloody cock conjured up magical powers in the cock and provided a level 5 protection spell against demons. Today clumply blood cock is a normal act practiced by young & old around the world.

Elmer-"hey shania! You think you can kick me down with some clumpy blood cock?" Shania-"that depends. You think you can dirty up your cock in my ass 1st?". Elmer-"oh yeah baby! I'll push your shit in before you bloody my cock". Shania-"then you'll get your clumpy blood cock for sure."

by jujuman74 May 5, 2010