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Pimp dick

Pimp uses his dick to slap bitches
"You betta have ma benjamins or I'll dickslap you bitch!"
"woah... Greg had to use is pimp dick to slap there asess today..."
by TTMP May 7, 2007
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needle dick

An extremely small penis, with extremely small balls underneath it.
Brad Thorson flashed his penis at my pool, forgetting that he had a needle dick.
by TW December 19, 2004
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dick cancer

Cancer of the dick.
Development is due to too much masterbation while watching hentai.
Involves several pros and cons.

Pros:
Your dick gets bigger due to uncontrolled growth of the dick cells, (And bitches love big dicks).
You don't have to worry about being raped by a fat Maori whore because it's contageous.

Cons:
Your dick won't look like a dick no more, (although it gets bigger).
Your dick will fall off after few years of cancer development, and a dickless man will die.
"Fuck that guy has dick cancer!"

"Shame, that fat Maori bitch caught my dick cancer."

"Man, stop watching hentai. You gonna get the bad case of dick cancer."
by The Wok April 20, 2008
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dick dungeon

n. (dik dun-jen)
(a) a room or space where men go to get homosexually stuck.
(b) a dark, often underground chamber or cell used for men to have gay sex.
Some guy drugged me last night, when I woke up I was bent over in some dick dungeon and my butt was sore.
by A Guy Named Gal March 29, 2005
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Dick Top

One who draws large "dicks" or "penises' on roofs
"God I just dick topped the shit out of Matt's House!
by matt aka richard topper July 24, 2009
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dick spinning

spinning another dude's dick (like with your hand). Usually an insulting term used when one has run out of offensive things to say.
Ryan: Hey fagtron!
Tanya: Hey penis breath go screw yourself.
Ryan: Fuck you, why don't you just go spin a dick.
Tanya: At least I'm not in the dick spinning club.
by Justin Tutag April 1, 2010
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Nipple Dick

Saying the size of a man's penis is the size of a woman's erect nipple nippies. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.
"He said he was inside me, but I couldn't feel him. He must've had a nipple dick."
by TommyG21 April 8, 2010
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