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Wet bag

"Tessa brooks, chanise is such a shallow wet bag how can he do that to tessa"
by Wahtttttttttttt July 31, 2017
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Brouche Bag

A douche bag who is also very Bro-y. Will chug four cans of miller light and proceed to talk about MMA on the 1st date.
"I had the misfortune pf going out with a brouche bag last night. he talked about joe rogan for 2 straight hours."

"oof, im so sorry"
by smokyjones January 24, 2024
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Colostomy bag

The same as calling (insulting )a straight male a douchebag they like pussy so (douchebag) ; You can't call (insult) a homosexual ,gay, transgender male a douchebag because he doesn't go for pussy, vagina, linage, twat, gushy, pink paradise, coochie. Gay men play with anal, booty, asshole, poop shoot, man's asshole. Therefore they are colostomy bags not douchebags in my opinion by definition
Did you see all those f****** colostomy bags in that new little Nas x video twerking in the shower naked that was super out of pocket, a damn shame hello colostomy bags, trifling!
by Indigo 💙 Blues August 20, 2021
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bag those toenails

To want somebody dead - usually an ugly or unlikeable person
Samantha is so grody.

Yeah, somebody should bag those toenails.
by Stephen the W. August 26, 2006
mugGet the bag those toenailsmug.

A greasy tone bag.

To rub grease into an elderly man's ballsack.
James just nipped to see his grandad and gave him a greasy tone bag.
by TJR93 May 8, 2024
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Cheeto Bag

A very fat anti Trump white guy who constantly talks about Trump’s orange skin.
by MikeHunt65 November 18, 2020
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Tool Bag

The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits
Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"

Jarrret is a tool bag.
by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017
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