Fuck-ton

The exact definition of a fuck-ton is 2 billion.

Joe: Dude, I just made $2 billion dollars from investing in the stock market.
Moe: Holy shit that's a fuck-ton!!!
Joe: Exactly!!!!!!!

by madmaxone November 16, 2010

Fuck-it list

A list of greatness that usually begins to develop in high school by an individual male which includes many fine specimen of the opposite sex. The list may include celebrities, teachers, friends, that hot girl in your calc class or even your best friend's older sister. Never ever include relatives in your Fuck-it List: it would make your list full of shame, along with your fucks (known as a shamefuck). It should consist of only attractive females who you will have to work towards to successfully complete a "fuck session" with. This list may take your whole life to finish but once you do, you will get high fives from every man, woman and child you meet. For a woman's version of a Fuck-it List, see Spread My Legs Sheet.

"Ms. L has a nice rack and a juicy ass. I'd nail her along, with Crystal. I'd bang them both."

"So they're part if your Fuck-it List, eh?"

"Helllll yeah they are! It's gonna be epic!"

by PatentPending January 7, 2014

fuck tard

see also fuck head, or retard. combine the two...and there you go.

dastardly: "what's up Ivan?"
ivan: "not a lot, fucktard"

by wolf of bergen January 1, 2004

Face-Fuck

To rapidly thrust one's penis into another's mouth. Such a gesture is often recieved by those who have a Justin Beiber façade.

Dude, i totally face-fucked a Justin-Beiber look-a-like last night.

by Rusty2010 February 22, 2011

rug fuck

The guy makes sexual entry into the vagina. Then the couple gets rolled tightly into a rug. Tight enough where you are completely constricted. The girl must use the pussy muscles exclusively to get the guy to come. The only part of the guy sticking out of the rug is his head and he bobs it around wildly while coming.

In the Orient it costs $25 for a rug fuck with an oriental whore.

by Keem-o February 4, 2008

fuck towel

A fuck towel is a slut which serves much the same purpose as a towel one would ejaculate into. She does this by letting guys use her instead of, or in addition to, a towel in order to ejaculate without making a mess.

"Man I gotta bust a nut its been a long time."
"Just use the fuck towel dude, she's in the other room."

by courtney and aleksey May 14, 2008

Fuck Bingo

Seeing how many people who turn up in your facebook "friends" window that you've shagged.

"Fuck bingo". I had him last year in Corfu.

by Crashingbore July 31, 2008