A short excursion with a companion to acquire a good, perform a singular task, or have a short conversation. A baby lurk occurs usually when one party is scheduled to do something at a later time, but has a small window to invest time with another individual enough to spend it with them.
“Hey bro, wanna go out tonight for some PBRs?”
“Nah, I gotta meet shawty around 9. We can hit a baby lurk real quick to Wendy’s tho until she texts back.”
“Nah, I gotta meet shawty around 9. We can hit a baby lurk real quick to Wendy’s tho until she texts back.”
by Professor Pape April 22, 2023
Get the Baby lurkmug. Someone who has just come out of the closet and is acting like they are now a skittle as a full time job.
They never shut up about their latest gay Netflix show or their obsession with girl in red and clairo.
To identify these vermin:
They often carry pride flags around with them to show strangers how gay they are.
Many have dyed hair in the following colours: red, green, blue and yellow.
Many hold hands and kiss when they aren’t even in a relationship, this can be in places you never would have thought of like graveyards and some even in funerals.
They never shut up about their latest gay Netflix show or their obsession with girl in red and clairo.
To identify these vermin:
They often carry pride flags around with them to show strangers how gay they are.
Many have dyed hair in the following colours: red, green, blue and yellow.
Many hold hands and kiss when they aren’t even in a relationship, this can be in places you never would have thought of like graveyards and some even in funerals.
Person1: Your a baby gay
Person2:(red hair carrying a pride flag holding their *besties* hand and listening to girl in red) NO IM NOT, HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME, IVE BEEN GAY FOR A WHOLE 2 WEEKS AND NEXT WEEK IM EVEN GOING ON A DATE WITH MY BESTIE TO A BOBA SHOP. THATS HOMOPHOBIC.
Person2:(red hair carrying a pride flag holding their *besties* hand and listening to girl in red) NO IM NOT, HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME, IVE BEEN GAY FOR A WHOLE 2 WEEKS AND NEXT WEEK IM EVEN GOING ON A DATE WITH MY BESTIE TO A BOBA SHOP. THATS HOMOPHOBIC.
by babygayhater123hd May 10, 2022
Get the Baby gaymug. 1) A cute thing people put bombs on and drop them into buildings to cause 9/11. 2)A cute thing that drools baby powder out of it's butt and drools baby sauce out of it's mouth. It also sleeps and wears diapers. 3) Something you call a grown-up man when they are scared of a raccoon, etc.
1) Someone remade the 9/11 flight and we saw the cute babies kill us.
2) My baby drooled on the floor with it's butt and mouth.
3)Person A:Don't be a baby, it's a raccoon!!!
Person B:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2) My baby drooled on the floor with it's butt and mouth.
3)Person A:Don't be a baby, it's a raccoon!!!
Person B:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Someone Smarter than You Haha October 8, 2018
Get the Babymug. When you pull out to soon and have to look your date in the eye for a long period of time while finishing your self and it gets extremely awkward.
by Roosterwiththetunacan June 28, 2023
Get the Stavvy babymug. by Averysmallcatinaverylargebox April 8, 2024
Get the Pussy Piss Babymug. Baby’s Fate Fiesta can be thought of a sort-of pre-gender reveal party (in certain circumstances)
The purpose of the party is for expecting mothers and fathers to host their friends and family and either pop a balloon or light a firework or some other incendiary device that will reveal either black or white smoke. White smoke indicates to guests that the parents plan to keep the baby to term while black smoke reveals to guests that the parents plan to terminate the pregnancy.
After the baby’s fate has been “revealed guest partake in various games and enjoy cake.
The purpose of the party is for expecting mothers and fathers to host their friends and family and either pop a balloon or light a firework or some other incendiary device that will reveal either black or white smoke. White smoke indicates to guests that the parents plan to keep the baby to term while black smoke reveals to guests that the parents plan to terminate the pregnancy.
After the baby’s fate has been “revealed guest partake in various games and enjoy cake.
Steve: Hey are you coming to Tom and Jennifer’s party this weekend? They’re having there baby’s fate fiesta and it should be a blast!
John: Yeah! I’ll be there I just hope to see white smoke because the last two times they host a party it’s been black smoke.
Steve: Yeah, me too. And they always have great cake. It’d be cool. If they‘re baby would be able to try it some day.
John: Yeah! I’ll be there I just hope to see white smoke because the last two times they host a party it’s been black smoke.
Steve: Yeah, me too. And they always have great cake. It’d be cool. If they‘re baby would be able to try it some day.
by SausageTunnel September 19, 2023
Get the baby’s fate fiestamug. Term referring to a person (typically a privileged gay man, though not exclusively) who, by personal conviction or agreement with their partner, exploits surrogacy ("womb leasing") in a deeply selfish or exploitative manner. Their primary motivation is to fulfill their desire for parenthood (whether immediate or future) without properly considering the physical, emotional, social, or economic well-being of the surrogate mother before, during, or after the pregnancy.
Ugh, another wealthy influencer flying to Ukraine for cheap surrogacy. Dude's not even hiding his baby buyer vibes – zero mention of the surrogate's healthcare or aftercare. Just flexing his 'dad journey'.
by Hierónyme August 2, 2025
Get the Baby Buyermug.