stoney bones

A mythical sex god. Some call him A Her. In the valleys of Tuscany they call him Stoney Bones Herino. At times he can become frightening but with time and patience he warms your soul with love and passion. Real stand up guy.

I was walking through the forest when a Stoney Bones flew in on a dragon to rescue my soul.

by breakfastattiffanys March 8, 2014

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Neck Boner

When you get hurt so bad, your spine can be seen in your neck

My friend crashed his car, the doctors said he had a Neck Boner

by NateTheHater April 13, 2014

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fish bones

a coolidiculous/ positive sarcastic term for skeleton-thin/underweight people

if you look like fish bones, you probably need to eat more fish and go to the gym; but, caveat, don't overdo it

by Sexydimma January 22, 2015

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Stoner boner

Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.

Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.

by Lillykins January 30, 2015

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Loner Boner

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.

(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"

by Buklau14 May 15, 2014

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