Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

Fresh One

1. When something (normally a bodily function) occurs. Used normally in the end of a sentence or as a response to a certain event.

2. When you nut onto/into anything.

1. Mike: "I can't believe I jus-" *sneeze*

Jon: Oh. {Fresh one}.

by Skreet Negro September 19, 2017

twenty one pilots

the world's first artist (consisting of tyler joseph and josh dun) to specialize in an underground genre known as "ukulele screamo"

"did you know they listen to twenty one pilots"
"what a weirdo"

by nophun0 September 26, 2021

one foot in the urinal

Doing electrical work while putting oneself at risk by working with body grounded.

Better put on boots and gloves before working on potentially live wiring. You may as well have one foot in the urinal.

by barber of seville July 31, 2022

Nice one Wez

a compliment given to someone who does a kind gesture; Gestures include: Making a cuppa, and moving a bench.

"Here's a cuppa for yah James, maybe stop screaming because you're shit at video games"
"Yeah nice one Wez"

by THEREALWEZMEMEBOI June 30, 2017

One Coat

A type of paint made by Dulux, also the art of ejaculating onto your partners face and covering the entire surface with one coat.

Haha I One Coated that bitch last week. Sandblasted first too

You there, do you per chance of the One Coat?

by Alex Brighton June 23, 2019

Day one strokes

Having a sexual interaction with someone on the first day you met them

I just met this girl, I’m hoping to get some day one strokes.

by Grantivanschilte April 18, 2024