bang a shit

A slang word to defecate (to take a shit/poop)

Person 1: Man what took you so long?
Person 2: Oh I was banging a shit!
Person 1: Ah fairs.

"I'm just going to bang a shit, brb."

by dredrey November 3, 2015

shit slap

when you go swimming with a person in an ocean/lake/wavepool. Swim in front of them and take a shit. the wave will carry the shit and slap the person behind you.

You: Goddamn man did you seriously just shit slap me???

he: Well we do have to take advantage of the waves huh?

by danithebanani August 7, 2011

Shit Charge

The act of charging your iPod or iPhone before taking a massive shit

Phil: Hey man where's your iPhone charger? Those tacos just hit bottom. It's gonna be a long one.

Rene: Ah you need a shit charge bro

by 2am_hero August 21, 2011

shit bone

the single piece of evidence that screws you over

AWWWW, thats my shit bone!

by WDFA June 17, 2011

Shit stick

a phrase given to a competitor playing FIFA who looses 3 games in a row. Popularised by Charlie Spencer 08/11/2011.

Shit stick, Charlie Spencer

by FIFARANGER November 8, 2011

thee shit

meaning the best ever
superior to previous attempts
better than before
new and improved

JE: Hey Freaky F, how was the slutfest you old mastard grick.
Freaky F: It was thee shit, baby!

by derf and teary February 2, 2005

sham shit

A shit taken at work, to get out of actually doing any work.

Ah damnit, Joe's off takin' another sham shit when we need to be unloading this truck.

by Michael\\ April 26, 2003