get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 4, 2022

Going Scrotal

Beyond "going postal", some situations require you to go scrotal on someone or something. To nut up.

Ah hell no, I'm going scrotal on that fool!

by Kirbslirb August 16, 2017

Tell her to go brush her teeth

Chicago way of saying “ tell her to go suck a dick”

Tais said : “Bart tell her to go brush her teeth.”

by Jurgei June 5, 2023

Going Full Diz

When a team mate basically goes Leeeroy Jenkins

There is a crate drop in an extremely unsafe spot surrounded by enemies, I'm going for it!.
He is going full Diz

by DirkPitt August 9, 2021

You got some shade going on

Calling someone out when they are acting suspicious, especially when they are doing something inappropriate, unethical or even criminal.

"I was willing to overlook some of questionable things you were doing until you asked me for money...You got some shade going on."

by RoseRBlak13 October 7, 2021

Go back to the railroads

What Russians say when a white person tweaking. Used to be used when white slaves working on the railroads stopped working in Russia.

White: “nah your ugly”
Russian: “Go back to the railroads.”

by Swiftread December 24, 2022

Going Commando

It does not refer to going without underwear. It's a bit more earthy than that. Underwear soils, an errant leak, a juicy fart, happens to everyone. Going commando refers to taking the soiled underwear, turning it inside out, and putting it back on. Not ideal, but better than the alternative when you are the field.

Think about it -- what special ops guy wants a piece of heavy nylon / kylar reinforced fabric rubbing his privates? Even commandos like to have their balls cupped by cotton. ;)

On the fourth day, I was going commando.

by Jetaway Dave August 21, 2023