Big red cunt

Someone who always wears a big red shirt, and is a cunt

Ben Keast is a big red cunt

by Jordan Temple September 12, 2020

Cunt it

A term only ever used when Troy Deeney takes a penalty

Fucking cunt it son

by Jamielee2810 January 22, 2021

cunt it

verb: (Scotland) to fall over, landing on either your ass or your face, in a way that is embarrassing for whoever cunts it, but hilarious to those watching.

He’s gonnae step oot that car and properly cunt it. Guaranteed.

by ptolémaïque January 28, 2022

Cunt cake

My girlfriend Heather Tressel

Heather your a beautiful cunt cake

by DitchBaby June 06, 2023

cunt cake

Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.

I took home that slut from the bar last night and she had a cunt cake the size of a footballl.

by chives66441 June 12, 2021

Blubber-cunt

A fat asian lady that profusely fingers herself in a bathtub full of mayonnaise

Bethany: Guys where’s Andie?
Rebecca: She’s being a fucking blubber-cunt upstairs

by UrbanDickGroup November 08, 2024

Cunt-Ass

The location on a female's body, between the cunt and the ass.
Also used as an insult, usually describing cowardness.
It can also be used to express frustration.

Example 1:
Rufus: How do you do this math equation.
Jonathan: You first factorize, then you...
Rufus: CUNT-ASS!

Example 2:
Ian: You piece of shit come fight me.
Jaden: No.
Ian: So you're a cunt-ass now huh?

Example 3:
Doctor: I have gotten your test results.
Women: How am I doing.
Doctor: I am sorry to report, but you seem to have cunt-ass cancer.
Women: CUNT-ASS!

by toddrwod July 21, 2021