15th april: give Matisse head day

The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)

(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!

by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021

I needed that like a hole in my head

What you say when something bad or really inconvenient happens that makes your life more difficult at that moment in time. Usually in response to a specific event.

The speeding ticket I got? I needed that like a hole in my head.

by Hopelessly out of style January 8, 2017

hit it over the head with russell's teapot

When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.

This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.

Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.

by bertrandrussell June 17, 2012

give your head a wobble, won't you?

Versatile phrase. Use whenever someone's being a dumbass.

P1: There's so much proof that the earth is flat, open your eyes!
P2: You daft cunt. Give your head a wobble, won't you?

by makkapakka-akkawakka May 16, 2021

Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head

1: (n) a relatively unintelligent person with unsightly facial features.

Johnny: There's no way I'm the father. You're crazy, just like your mother.

Suzie: You are such a "Stupid Dumb Baby with a Butt on your Head!"!

by Pieceofsod April 14, 2009

Arm Wrestling the One Eyed Purple Headed Champion

1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.

"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

National give your friend Hayden head

April 27th is national give your friend Hayden head. Because they get a free pass on the 27th

National give your friend Hayden head means that on April 27th you have to give every one named Hayden free head

by Your lemon April 9, 2021