Sit on my fence

To invite someone round to sit on your fence and discuss turtles.

Penelope was a lovely girl, so Shaft gave her a call. “Sit on my fence” he said. After all, the newly erected fence was newly varnished, and he knew she’d appreciate it.

by Penelope Turtle December 25, 2018

gookin on beans

When you’re tripping on meth or any other hard drug. When you’re tweaking

Hey, did you see mom in the kitchen? She’s so high, I’m sure she’s gookin on beans!

by The.basixx December 29, 2018

Yeet on my reet

An arbritrary saying which can really mean anything. Used as a victory or challenging statement

* Kills player in Fortnite *
Person A: Yeet on my reet

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 21, 2019

Blowco on Smoko

When you receive a blowjob on norcos while on a smoke break at work.

Babe please give a blowco on smoko, I only have 5 minutes left but you know I only need 2!

by MeowShwitz January 22, 2019

sit on one

To be pissed off at someone, or to basically tell someone to fuck off. “Sit on one”

“Matteo is being a dick, tell him to go and sit on one!” Gotcha boys, who’s the one who created this..? That’s right, me! SIT ON ONE ;)

by sitononequeen March 13, 2019

Slunged On

Slung is a slang word for beating someone/getting beaten.

A: Yo! I saw Josh get absolutely Slunged on yesterday. It seemed brutal.

by dulasd April 7, 2019

Thomas On my mind

The state of consciousness where you can only think about Thomas, the wholesome father of all.

I wake up in the morning, I got Thomas on my mind.

by Jazzed dave June 25, 2019