dirty bagelin'

The act of tossing someone's salad when they have a dirty bagel.

She said she was into dirty bagelin' so I shit my pants and called her.

by Hal G July 18, 2006

dirty curtis

A curry, usually of dubious quality, eaten in the early hours of the morning, in a backstreet emporium after a long hard night of massive alcohol consumption. Named for Curtis Davies, a sportsman who has been spotted around Birmingham enjoying this kind of meal.

Hey Edward, you going for a dirty curtis later?

by MaccaVilla April 11, 2008

Dirty Bit

A word only a moron like will.i.am could somehow propel to the Billboard Top 10, presumably referring to his genitals.

No, will.i.am, I do not want to see your dirty bit.

by ThymeStyne December 23, 2010

dirty nipple

When someone takes a baby's passifyre and shoves it between their ass cheeks and farts on it, and then gives it back to the baby to suck on.

That baby is such a little brat, so i turned his passifyre into a dirty nipple.

by Russ B-M February 12, 2006

dirty erik

A sex act in which a submissive gay man licks the balls of his partner and lets the dominant man ejaculate on his face.

You know a gay guy is serious about his lover when he offers to do the dirty erik.

by capadockalicka August 20, 2009

dirty unicorn

Two girls, tracing a penis with their tongues in a sprial effect as if to resemble the indentions of a swirlling unicorn horn.

I had a magical experience last night, Brittany and Molly went down on me with the dirty unicorn.

by CHRISTINADDFE December 4, 2007

Dirty Hairy

When a girl is shaving your pubes off and is feverishly jacking you off so you dont have a panic attack she's about to cut your balls off, however since there is shaving cream involved and loads and loads of ball hair, the hair works it's way up to the head of the penis, so it looks like your dick is wearing a toupee,

She was shaving my balls because she likes the turtle shell effect, but I had so much hair on my nuts it turned into a dirty hairy.

by MyMotherDidntLoveMeEnoughBread June 14, 2010