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jack off junky

Oh Bill he won't come to the party, he's a jack off junky.
by HandyHoe January 28, 2017
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to get the monkey off your back

to silence one's either personal or media critics
if you are going to survive in the entertainment business you'd have to learn how to get the monkey off your back.
by Sexydimma August 13, 2015
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Hop off my junk hoe

Something that losers say, they look like a beaver and smells like syrup and it smells horrid., junk refers to dick, or balls. Not a pussy. The End
Hop off my junk hoe, before I go postal on your ass
by Corine Wittles July 14, 2011
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Vent Off

This is when two or more people decide to compete with abuse stories until one wins by having it worse off than the other.

This is usually done in a group chat and scares off other members without any trauma to vent with.
Person 1- "Did you see the Vent Off in the group chat last night?

Person 2- "No, I was asleep."
by DARK_VOID April 12, 2024
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Mexican sound off

When two men have a mexican sound off they put a sounding rod down their urethra and stand opposite to each other, they will then start violently jerking off and the first dude to ejaculate out the sounding rod and hit the opponent will win, this is a very intense form of battle
Old amos and old james were having a mexican sound off in the wild west.
by big dick chad123 June 16, 2025
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gone off onion smell

The gone off onion smell tasted super pungent.
by Debskelly1985 May 11, 2023
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