A new GI Joe collector who only collects the GI Joe Classified line. And knows none of the history or mythos of GI Joe prior to 2020. Yet acts as if they do.
That guys just said Glenda killed the Dragonfly Haslab. Then proceeded to explain in detail on his sh!tty YouTube channel how he has no idea why scarlett is colored blue... He's acting like a real Classified Baby.
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He's been complaining about all the reuse of parts for new figures, and acting like Hasbro has never done this, and they are cheap, and it's going to kill the line. Someone should tell that Classified Baby about the original wave in 1982...
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He's been complaining about all the reuse of parts for new figures, and acting like Hasbro has never done this, and they are cheap, and it's going to kill the line. Someone should tell that Classified Baby about the original wave in 1982...
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(1) someone with an unnatural or social unacceptable attraction to baby pandas and baby panda media (videos, pictures, children stories involving pandas).
(2) someone who craves the soft supple flesh of a baby panda,which is traditionally barbecued.
(3) someone who is engaged in sweet sweet love with an underage panda.
(1) someone with an unnatural or social unacceptable attraction to baby pandas and baby panda media (videos, pictures, children stories involving pandas).
(2) someone who craves the soft supple flesh of a baby panda,which is traditionally barbecued.
(3) someone who is engaged in sweet sweet love with an underage panda.
my girl would have saved that child from the burning building, but she is a baby pandaphiliac and was salivating over some you tube video involving pandas on slides.
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Get the Baby mug.Jelly babies. A sweet produced in 1864, which means society has been filled joy and yums for 158 years. What we ate in 1863 to keep us happy? We didnt. The world was in sorrow and pain without jelly babies in the world. The yummiest scrumptiousest sweets are the no.1 reason why the serotonin of children and adults across the globe is flying through their little skull roofs.
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It's characterized as an overtly effeminate, high-pitched but breathy tone popular among fundamentalist circles and the online tradwife fad. Not to be construed as a natural accent, Fundie Baby Voice is less of a dialect and more of a signal. As this isn't how most adult women naturally speak. It's a signal the woman shows off among her male partner/husband with fellow practitioners of that faith of exactly where she knows she lands on the family dynamic.
Simply put, the woman talks literally in the pitch of a child because that's what's expected a wife to be like among her peers.
It's an adopted throwback from a time behind the 1950s and the "traditional" family unit. No sense of equal partnership there, just pure submission.
Any and all big decisions and responsibilities for the family? That's always and only at the husband's discretion. No use for the wife to give an opinion or advice on anything; none for the family, or for the wife's own personal life or wellbeing. Just focus on all the cooking, cleaning, child-rearing, and popping out more kids. Do all the weekly/daily praying to God or Jesus, and hope the husband is in a good mood for the day.
That's really all what that voice style is meant to prove.
It's characterized as an overtly effeminate, high-pitched but breathy tone popular among fundamentalist circles and the online tradwife fad. Not to be construed as a natural accent, Fundie Baby Voice is less of a dialect and more of a signal. As this isn't how most adult women naturally speak. It's a signal the woman shows off among her male partner/husband with fellow practitioners of that faith of exactly where she knows she lands on the family dynamic.
Simply put, the woman talks literally in the pitch of a child because that's what's expected a wife to be like among her peers.
It's an adopted throwback from a time behind the 1950s and the "traditional" family unit. No sense of equal partnership there, just pure submission.
Any and all big decisions and responsibilities for the family? That's always and only at the husband's discretion. No use for the wife to give an opinion or advice on anything; none for the family, or for the wife's own personal life or wellbeing. Just focus on all the cooking, cleaning, child-rearing, and popping out more kids. Do all the weekly/daily praying to God or Jesus, and hope the husband is in a good mood for the day.
That's really all what that voice style is meant to prove.
I went in to watch the 2024 State of the Union address and the following rebuttal in order to get a handle on the current state of U.S. politics, and all I really remember from it is hearing a creepy 40 year old woman talk about gang rape in explicit detail all in that Fundie Baby Voice.
by Banjooooo March 13, 2024
Get the Fundie Baby Voice mug.An Elizabeth Baby is the dictionary definition of a perfect best-friend-turned-lover, especially a lover characterized by sappy, old-fashioned, long-term dedicated bonds with a lifelong partner.
Although you may be intimidated by an Elizabeth Baby's outgoing personality, you'll come to realize that she's only trying to do her utmost best to befriend you and to learn more about you in the most sincere way possible. Her bantering, rants, daily life updates, and sincere care for your wellbeing will be the experience you have with an Elizabeth Baby, and you will quickly soon find yourself falling in love with this amazing person.
Elizabeth Babies have a tendency to turn even the most stone-cold robotic personality into a warm, bubbly, and loving person. An Elizabeth Baby could best be characterized by her tenderness, sweetness, and is the most precious and loving person you will ever meet in your life, bar none. They long for a serious relationship, and if you put in the same effort as her you'll be rewarded with a lifelong partner who's willing to go that extra mile. Both of you will develop mutual attachment issues with you over how much she cares for you. She spends nights crying thinking about how much she wishes to be with you and will be unmatched in how expressive she is for the person she falls for. Treat an Elizabeth Baby well, because there will be no other girl who could possibly match an Elizabeth Baby's affection for you.
Although you may be intimidated by an Elizabeth Baby's outgoing personality, you'll come to realize that she's only trying to do her utmost best to befriend you and to learn more about you in the most sincere way possible. Her bantering, rants, daily life updates, and sincere care for your wellbeing will be the experience you have with an Elizabeth Baby, and you will quickly soon find yourself falling in love with this amazing person.
Elizabeth Babies have a tendency to turn even the most stone-cold robotic personality into a warm, bubbly, and loving person. An Elizabeth Baby could best be characterized by her tenderness, sweetness, and is the most precious and loving person you will ever meet in your life, bar none. They long for a serious relationship, and if you put in the same effort as her you'll be rewarded with a lifelong partner who's willing to go that extra mile. Both of you will develop mutual attachment issues with you over how much she cares for you. She spends nights crying thinking about how much she wishes to be with you and will be unmatched in how expressive she is for the person she falls for. Treat an Elizabeth Baby well, because there will be no other girl who could possibly match an Elizabeth Baby's affection for you.
"Hey there! Thanks for checking in on her tonight, it was super sweet!"
"Of course! She's my Elizabeth Baby, I'd do anything for her!"
"Of course! She's my Elizabeth Baby, I'd do anything for her!"
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