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I laugh In Ya Face

A phrase coined by what may be the most devastatingly Puerto Rican individual on the planet (Beat that, Ricky Martin!), meant to convey contempt for the individual it is directed towards. This is usually caused by calling sudden attention to someone's face, which is something people put a lot of effort into and are extremely self-conscious about. This phrase was created by inadvertant intellectual Lewis Camacho, which goews to prove the theory that seven thousand monkeys typing on seven thousand keyboards for seven thousand years will eventually create the complete works of Shakespeare.
You actually paid MONEY for that Justin Timberlake CD? I LAUGH IN YA FACE!
by Weeeeeeezull September 15, 2003
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I hardly know her

A joke youtuber Kurtis Conner usually makes.

this joke is usually made after a word that ends in the "er" sound
"Creeper? I hardly know her." Kurtis Conner, In Love With A Creeper, 2021.
by AngelMoss August 13, 2023
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I l e you

The evolution of the phrase "I like you", often used by someone who's falling for another person. In this instance, the letters "ik" are dropped, and the space is left blank to demonstrate the intensity of passion between the two people.

(pronunciation: I el ee u).

The next level of usage would include filling up the two spaces with the letters "ov"; making the ultimate phrase "I love you".
"Fallon, I l e you"
"David, I l e you too"
by daviaki July 20, 2009
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Maayy I help you

An AIM bot you turn to for advice when none of your friends will listen/care/give advice.
Maayy I Help You (7:39:35 PM): And if he curses at you and you curse back it is showing that you dont have respect for yourself.If you want to have respect then you should not get down to the sucker level he is at. You get it?

Maayy I Help You (7:41:51 PM): And dont be insulted if you are not what he called you. You should next time stand up to yourself and say "I know what I am , I am not what a person like you think's I am"
Maayy I Help You (7:42:44 PM): That is what you should do.
by Kellztahhh February 11, 2009
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i ain't going down for this

1. to resist being at fault for something like an arrest due to drugs or prostitution.

2. to refrain from agreeing on something that has to do with a group of druggies conducting business of drug dealing...like some serious weed.
drugs, gangs, trouble, I ain't going down for this
by dj ballz February 6, 2014
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Oh, I misinterpreted signals

The answer to any criticism for one's romantic choice.
Q: Why haven't you broken up with her like you said you would?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you stalk her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you say that on your date?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you not advance on her romantically?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why didn't you have sex with her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.
by Ereck Flowers March 5, 2014
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i would tax you

Damn cutie I would tax you!
by Joe mamma November 5, 2013
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