yard one off

Masturbate

You gonna yard one off before the big date?

by gRegWord July 6, 2024

Hole in one

While jacking off you Jim into your belly button first.

Dave: I got a hole in one last night
John: Nice, we should go golfing sometime
Dave: oh I don’t golf.

by The dildo king July 12, 2020

Loose one

1. A single loose cigarette you purchase from a sketchy convenience/corner store that is almost always ran by indians/ Pakistanies/Muslims, etc.

2. A loose vagina

1.

"Hey Bill, can you grab me a loose one while you're out?"

2.

"Don't get with her, she's got a real loose one!"

by Bmore_Babe December 3, 2023

No one cares

A psychological reaction to when a known individual repteadly boats about how great their life is on Instagram.

Look at my brand new shoes with my hottest girlfriend with all this cash.
No one cares.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 8, 2024

One Direction

Five liars

Friend: Hey aren’t you into that band, who are they?
Me:Oh you mean One Direction? Five liars.

by jessie072 April 26, 2020

one and half sandwiches

The act of making a sandwich to a fraction. To suffice yours and possibly another's hunger.

"Hey teagan you hungry bro??? Yo you should make one and half sandwiches and give me half!!"

by johnnyformo October 28, 2013

One more kick at the cat

When you feel that desperate need to just hammer back that one last thing before your suppose to stop it forever.

Wife: “Your a fucking piss tank! Your fucking drunk right now! You piece of shit! You better stop your drinking or I’m going to leave!”

Degenerate husband: (grabs full 26oz of Smirnoff vodka from liquor cabinet)

“Ya ya ya, one more kick at the cat”

(Diesels half the 26oz of vodka)

by Reyzor December 18, 2019