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perf like jurph

"alec is perf like jurph"
"sweetcheek is so perf like jurph"
by shaybae March 2, 2023
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Hit that like button

Go fuck yourself bitch. Say something likable and I'll like it if I feel like it. You're like a fucking panhandler except NOT treated with contempt by the broader society.
Shit head "Hit that like button!"

Hym "Do I answer to you!? Does Joe Rogan beg for likes? Did you say something that I liked just there? Do you know? Did the people who looked you up leave a like? There. There are your likes motherfucker. It's implicit in the act of asking for likes that you don't have faith in your work. YOU KNOW that you're trying to artificially inflate the perception of your content by pleading with people to hit the like WHEN THEY OTHERWISE WOULDN'T WISEASS. Do I do that? I couldn't people to stop liking it if I tried. Literally. You know you're a bum for that. I'll hit the like button if I feel like hitting the like button. What have you done for me? Not a single thing. I didn't by the way. I didn't hit the like button. I had an open mind about it when the video started and then you started asking for likes and now you better hope you say something profound. Which you won't. Let's see YOUR Netflix anime adaptation ya fuckin chump."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2023
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I Like Your Boots

I Like Your Boots
Sit at Primanti Brothers and yell to everyone "I Like Your Boots"

Even if they don't have boots on YELL IT NOW BITCH
YOU=Funny if say I Like Your Boots
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A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.
2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
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Were you brewed like beer

UD Jews, I’m assuming you guys

Were you brewed like beer in a bottle? In a secret underground cloning facility?

Genetically engineered Designer babies.
Were you brewed like beer
by Death Menace March 9, 2023
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She has rejected you in your prospects of mating her.
"Hey, Mariam, I think you're really pretty. Wanna go out?"

"No, Cthulu, I like you like a younger brother"
by anonymous March 9, 2023
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You smell like you're from England!

A random insult given from a pedestrian in the game GTA San Andreas.
CJ: *standing alone on the sidewalk*
Ped with brown shirt: You smell like you're from England!
CJ: Yeah me? Look at you pathetic bitch!
by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023
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