Baby

1) A cute thing people put bombs on and drop them into buildings to cause 9/11. 2)A cute thing that drools baby powder out of it's butt and drools baby sauce out of it's mouth. It also sleeps and wears diapers. 3) Something you call a grown-up man when they are scared of a raccoon, etc.

1) Someone remade the 9/11 flight and we saw the cute babies kill us.
2) My baby drooled on the floor with it's butt and mouth.
3)Person A:Don't be a baby, it's a raccoon!!!
Person B:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Someone Smarter than You Haha October 8, 2018

sober baby

a girl/guy who does not drink or smoke or take any drugs at parties or ever.

Friend 1: “hey do you want a shot?”
Friend 2: “no thank you, im a sober baby.”

by nire rendnir May 29, 2018

abuse me baby

You use this when you want to have sex but you can make it obvious.

Daniel: Hey baby, what you wanna do tonight?
Laura: Abuse me baby...

by Tiff Speak May 29, 2018

Baby batter

It is another used word for Cum

I need to beat my Baby batter

by Siviotic May 29, 2018

Baby Straight

A straight male who lacks experience in straight activities

Adam has never caught a football until his freshman year of college.

Adam is a baby straight.

by Whoreo II May 30, 2018

bitch baby

noun \ ˈbich \ ba·by \ ˈbā-bē \
1. one who acting as both a bitch and a baby
2. a mean baby
3. a rude, bitch-like, child-like person

You’re being a serious bitch baby right now.
No one likes a bitch baby

by hannahtheplant June 1, 2018

Baby Wisser

When a mother cat gives birth to a litter of 9 or more kittens

"WOW! She's a baby wisser!"

by Rainbow Box June 2, 2018