Blooming Cunt, defined as a person who completely pisses you off with their stupidity. Someone who rides the imaginary short bus with drool cup in hand and their helmet fastened snugg, yet every once in a while comes up with an amazing concept. Usually said concept was done 30 years earlier. . Beggers, whiners, drunken idiots, not to be confused with a bloody Cunt, they're different animals in the same zoo.
Example, Here comes John he's such a blooming Cunt, i dk why you're his friend. He buys stuff. Oh he is a blooming Cunt. . it's so sad to see all the homeless near downtown, shut up they're just a bunch of blooming cunts. I'm not drunk, no, you're a blooming Cunt. Cunt blooming
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Get the Cunt cake mug.When your girl is weirded out by you eating her pussy while she is on the rag I.e. eating pizza, so she calls in a friend to take over.
Guy: Hey Babe, come over here and sit on my face.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.
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Get the Cunt Bitch mug.I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll penetrate You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
Oh, Yes!
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll penetrate You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
Oh, Yes!
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Get the what a wonderful cunt mug.A a lad that is very cuntish, the type of guy to get head boy because he is disabled. Loves kicking balls and licking gooch, known for lifting weights while eating side show bobs calf’s. Works at Greggs bc he is violent molested by family. Does not eat cheese onion crisps because it reminds him of the time a kick stepped on his white creps, he calls people nibby and tells them to relax to trigger them
“You’re just like that disabled cunt”
In bed with another girl, a girl looks at your penis sees its sloppy and calls you a disabled cunt
In bed with another girl, a girl looks at your penis sees its sloppy and calls you a disabled cunt
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