Pull a jazz band

(v.) the act of faking an injury to get out of something you don't enjoy

Person 1: Man, I really hate playing soccer. The team is full of douches.
Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.

by Anonymous5073 September 13, 2016

Pulling a King

Doing so well, everyone knows you rule.

Wow, that bald guy is a good ship clerk, he is pulling a King.

by King1988 May 31, 2021

Pulling a Favre

Partaking in the act of "sexting"

I caught him "Pulling a Favre" when he had his phone out.

by Tyloh November 2, 2010

Pulled-A-Thrasher

A semi-witty response to a statement, question, or answer that rectifies others' lack of personal investigation and dependance of spoon-fed information, whose reaction may result in confusion, nostalgia, frustration, appreciation or indignification of the truth.

NOTE: Only applies to those few of an open mind.
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Person: "There is no known intelligent life on Mars."

Thrasher: "Actually, Nikola Tesla communicated using light patterns powered by electric coils with unknown intelligences from Mars during the 1890's"

Everyone: (Evil Glare)

Random Guy: "He Pulled-A-Thrasher!"

by Cosmic23voyager November 30, 2010

Pulling a tyler

Randomly deleting everything you post on a social media and rebranding it.

I'm about to go start pulling a Tyler and delete all my posts

by Kurtcobean May 22, 2017

pulling a jimmy

When your friend ditches you to go hang out with other his other friends to talk about you behind your back. Even if his/her other friends are complete losers.

wow man, i can't believe it. last night, Sofie was totally pulling a jimmy on us, and went to go hang out with her new band friends.

by sucksalottacocks September 5, 2010

Pulling a Troy

When somebody is friends with every girl in the school but can’t pull anyone. Everybody makes fun of that person. They get friend zoned immediately after they meet the person.

Me: Yo did you see him talking to that girl?
Friend: Yea but, he was pulling a Troy.
Me: Ffs

by Fatcado January 10, 2019