empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.

The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???

by QuacksO December 8, 2018

shady bag

the bag that heroin users keep all there heroin tools in.

go grab the shady bag. i need my set and spoon.

by aw1322 February 9, 2010

grocery bag of a woman

A woman that does overly things .

My wife went to the auto shop to talk to them. She's a grocery bag of a woman she went to go throw a fit.

by TraYe1994 January 18, 2022

Ukrainian Sleeping Bag

A Ukrainian Sleeping Bag is a cozy and warm cocoon of love that is guaranteed to keep you snug as a bug in a rug, especially when you're getting down and dirty with a Ukrainian hottie. It's the perfect accessory for those cold winter nights when you're looking to cuddle up with a little bit of Eastern European warmth. Just make sure you're ready for some spicy shenanigans, because this sleeping bag is not for the faint of heart. #UkrainianHeat #SleepingBagShenanigans

I was freezing in my tent until I found a Ukrainian Sleeping Bag and now I'm toasty warm and ready for some Ukrainian heat.

by SomeShitPoster January 18, 2023

bone bag

A word for somebody to skinny you can see his or her bones.
A person without a grain of fat or muscle.

Look at that chick! She's a total bone bag, wouldn't wanna fuck her if she paid me.

by MiraeChaos December 25, 2012

Dior Bag

some crap in the sky. I don't know. That Lady from Some Reality Show talks about it.

Did you see that Dior Bag in the sky? It was followed by the Armani thing and then something else showed up and then it sprayed it with stuff. And sometimes the Dior Bag turns into a Dooney & Burke Purse but then I saw it at Target which is weird because it's usually at WalMart. But then Costco had a sale and then all bets are off at that point.

by Wayne Anthony January 2, 2025

egg bag

Ovary

Now that I hit menopause my egg bags are empty.

by Terminable state August 13, 2024