In the bag

Contrary to “getting the bag”, being “in the bag” references to being in a depressive episode, dissociative, or just generally sad.

Sorry for not responding, or for hanging out the past two weeks… I’ve been really in the bag.

by plant mother January 15, 2024

just put the fries in the bag

it is said to a person if you want the person to do his own work, not bother about you and your work

I'll handle it, just put the fries in the bag.

by anonymous December 8, 2024

fag bag

a brown paper sandwich bag wiht feces, vomit, cum and piss inside, preferably shaken up and then used to brutally beat and subsequently kill a person.

hey bro, lets fag bag that girl

by 1234abduljahesh1234 February 15, 2021

Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

by The Wrench October 21, 2012

weezing bag of dick tips

eating ass with a spoon

that asshole! That Weezing Bag Of Dick Tips

by dildor defender of porn December 2, 2016

Bag of dicks

A person who is so ugly both as a person and as an eyesore that they resemble a bag of the male reproductive organ; also used to describe a man who is unkempt and has bad hygiene.

Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.

by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021

Punching bag

British person

British people are punching bags

by Hoofedtoaster96 April 28, 2021