parisian stand off

Similar to a Mexican stand off in which a minimum of 2 people pull a gun ( or other weapon ) on each other and neither person wishes to shoot first, a Parisian stand off usually occurs with in a group text or chat when one member challenges another member to sends nudes of them self and mother member wishes to sends their nudes first

The chat has been on hold for 30 mins due to the Parisian stand off.

by Nageat July 13, 2015

Slap off the frame

A term used to describe a person who exhibits a lack of control over their movements due to drug use. Usually refers to (but not limited to) jaw movement. Mostly seen in chronic amphetamine users.

Did you see RANDOM NAME? He is so Slap off the frame his jaw looks like its trying to run away from his face.

by JayJay Powers January 29, 2019

Off the top of my phone

Putting the top of your phone to your head/temple while trying to think about something

"I tried to remember but I just couldn't think of it off the top of my phone."

by Kokocane September 21, 2016

snub-off

To link, by suitable device, a towing or pulling vehicle or unit, to a reliably stationary object, or to one or more additional vehicles or towing/pulling units, to move or hold back something exceeding the traction of a single or lesser number of such units.

Hey, snub-off your bedtruck to the dozer so you don't slide back any further on the next pull.

by silverswingpress May 20, 2014

u off 1

being high... being completly baked and not being able to control a conversation with someone else.

"man you off 1 today?"..." yeah man got that good shit."

by Mizz;Dizzy January 11, 2010

Staff off to

Masturbate

The kind of woman any guy would like to staff off to.

by Phoenixblossom May 9, 2019

Kill off the kids

To ejaculate somewhere sperm is not intended to survive

I'm going to Kill Off The Kids on the floor of my bedroom.

by CubedIce December 16, 2018