I'm better than you

Statement indicating that one person is superior by undisclosed means to another. Often used to stop moments of awkward silence.

I play baseball; I'm better than you.

by Jesus August 5, 2003

its not you, its me

what guys say when they dont wanna be with you

girl: "but, what did i do?"
guy: "its not you, its me"

by Elly Cloridue February 19, 2009

you broke my heart

when someone hurts you so badly that you just want to curl up and cry. not physically hurting you; mentally. when love goes wrong is when you break your heart. you feel like you'll never find someone else like that person again.

her:i love you so much.
him: im sorry..but i think we should just be friends.
her: you broke my heart...

by lovelovelove. December 22, 2009

you wastin my minutes

for use when someone says something stupid and you just don't feel like listening anymore, similar to bitch please

Bitch, you wastin my minutes.

by HHH April 25, 2005

Do you even lift?

a condescending expression used on body building and fitness forums to question the legitimacy of someone’s fitness expertise or weight lifting routine. Similar to other interrogatives like “U Mad?” or “U Jelly?”, the phrase is mainly used to aggravate another user during arguments about physical fitness.

John: There's no way you'll make it on the football team.

Brian: Bro, do you even lift?

by angrymongolian November 5, 2012

So now you care!

The sentence used by overly dramatic/self-pitying girls with curly hair that enjoy crying in dormitory lobbies. Although meant to invoke pity, it often brings forth joyous laughter from apathetic male scholars. This sentence is also used to mock aforementioned self-pitying girls, and as such, should be inserted into normal conversation whenever possible to further malign said girl.

"Are you feeling ok, Morgan?"
"So now you care!*whimper sniffle sniffle whine*"

Guy's version:

"Hey dude. What's up?"

"UHHH... SO NOW YOU CARE???!!!"

"Oh what a hilariously everlasting joke. This will always be funny because we are men and don't cry at the drop of a hat."

by Nidamric November 10, 2008

I love you mostest

You add mostest to the end of I love you to signify you love your partner mostest of all. Whoever says I love you mostest first loves their partner mostest FOREVER and HAS TO accept it.

Dominic: I love you
Stephanie: I love you most
Dominic: I love you mostest💙
Stephanie: aww Doommmiiinniiccc I love you💜(can't beat that.)

by TheMostCorrectPersonToEverLive May 8, 2018