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CUNTED

when you’re absolutely fucked, completely shit faced, you’re just so fucking cunted that you tweetus deletus
Swaggersouls said: *it's 5am and I'm absolutely cunted*
by sunromantic March 23, 2019
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Cunt monkey

Someone who is being even more of cunt then they usually are
Jon my god why do some people have to be such cunt monkeys
by Bobross4l1fe November 20, 2021
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cunt swaggler

someone what holds cum in their mouth for a prolonged period for no real reason. they claim they do this for the nutritional value, however they will later store this for the next cum drought. This way they will have a monopoly on cum.
stop correcting my grammar you cunt swaggler
by LongShlongSilverssss January 22, 2020
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Cunt

Cunt is a slang australian word for Friend, a cunt, the car, the mower, the whipper snipper, the tinny, the female reproductive system also know as a pussy or the vegmite, Vegemite, your dog, your cat, food, a dickhead in his VL Commo, Ya mother, ya father, ya auntie, {Mr Burke}, a fuck head, Etc
come ear cunt ill stab ya.
oi cunt.
What a mad cunt.
Hes a funny cunt.
Fuck off cunt.
Watch where ya driven ya fucken dog cunt.
Where the fucken cunt.
The bloody cunt won't start.
Fuck off cunt.
out the back cunt I'm off to work.
by 𝔸ҍ𝔞𝒹∂ᴏη May 2, 2019
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cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)
man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon
by salviesez May 10, 2021
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cunt in a box

When you meet someone who is a stupid cunt, and "befriend" them, gain their trust, and then shove them in a box and ship them off to Yugoslavia.
Friend 1: Hey you know that Demi bitch?
Friend 2: Yeah, let's cunt in a box her.
by GoodTimesBro March 14, 2011
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Cunt stunt

Stopping a female from having sexual activity whilst they are moist
Female" did u get cock blocked last night"
Female 2" no i got cunt stunted he teasted me n bailed me absalute cunt stunt"
by anonymous November 20, 2021
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