A rating scale for sexual encounters, ranging from negative-infinity to 10, with 10 being the best sex of your life, 0 being the equilibrium where you'd feel the same if you just went home and masturbated, and anything negative is so shameful that masturbating would have been an improvement.
Friend: Yo K, did you hook up with that aweful pancakes girl last night?
K: Yeah, then again this morning, unfortunately.
Friend: Why unfortunately?
K: Ugh, I knew she wasn't going to be really positive on the K-scale, but when I saw her in the daylight she was like a -3.
Friend: Dang dude, you should have just waxed the dolphin yourself.
K: Yeah, then again this morning, unfortunately.
Friend: Why unfortunately?
K: Ugh, I knew she wasn't going to be really positive on the K-scale, but when I saw her in the daylight she was like a -3.
Friend: Dang dude, you should have just waxed the dolphin yourself.
by renobtraf October 10, 2013
by Tastyskulls McDodrugs July 05, 2010
Used mostly to give orders on the internet without chance of the opposite party rejecting that offer.
Saying 'thank you' before they can object.
Saying 'thank you' before they can object.
by Izzy K. October 22, 2007
by Keael November 04, 2005
Derogatory adjective describing objects of poor quality or shabby appearance, or untidy people.
Originally used in primary schools in Wagga Wagga, a city in South Western NSW, Australia in the late 1970s and early 80s. To my knowledge, it has never spread, but is a nice little piece of juvenile social history.
Originally used in primary schools in Wagga Wagga, a city in South Western NSW, Australia in the late 1970s and early 80s. To my knowledge, it has never spread, but is a nice little piece of juvenile social history.
by bai surfer January 13, 2005
Shawty: “What’s some great music to bang to?“
Bf: “Let’s listen to K Suave, he makes space sex music!”
Bf: “Let’s listen to K Suave, he makes space sex music!”
by Doch! February 24, 2022
A hairy lima beast. A 7th grader with a moustache. A man who I first knew by his streaks. A 7ve that would steal your girlfriend at any moment. A guy as shady as a shadow. Just your local drug dealer.
by Candy+Man May 04, 2017