Woag Yourself

Stands for literally having sexual intercourse with yourself, Unlike fuck yourself which is used as a insult.

Guy 1: Hey I tried to woag myself last night!
Guy 2: How would you even woag yourself?

by parbarling June 23, 2023

xill yourself

Abbreviated as 'xys', xill yourself is used to remind a Xander that youre spreading positivity and joy !

"Okay so for reference this is how hairy my butthole is-"
"XYS"
"What..?"
"XILL YOURSELF"

by xylophonee July 18, 2023

Reason That To Yourself

An expression used to tell someone to keep their inappropriate, logically reasoned thoughts to themselves.

Mr. Smith: "Honey my poop is green today. I think the reason is because I ate a bowl of peas with last night's dinner."

Mrs. Smith: "Ew, reason that to yourself dear."

or

Ms. Princess: "I think the reason why Tommy couldn't get a boner last night is because I'm so incredibly good looking that it made him nervous."

Friend: "Psh, reason that to yourself (bitch)."

by DeWyzzle May 20, 2010

go and f**k yourself

To go and have have sex with yourself.

You have nothing to do? Well, go and f**k yourself.

by Called_by_duty May 11, 2016

Invest in yourself

Spending your time and money for your own improvement, future success or good time / enjoyment. As opposed to spending your money and / or time trying to please people especially people you don't like.

" I can't believe it! I just blew her rent money hosting a big dinner party for my frenemies."

"Yeah it sounds like you don't know how to invest in yourself. "

by Quelquechosedespecial December 24, 2016

Third Wheeling Yourself

When you set up two of your friends to make a cute couple so you can prove to your haters that you are a real love guru but then that couple proceeds to third wheel you every time you hang with them. This conflicts your emotions as you don't know whether to be happy for them or mad because they don't pay attention to you. So instead, you joke around about third wheeling however deep down, you are hurting. Common with people named Tasnia.

Damn what an idiot, you need to stop third wheeling yourself

by tasniaiswrong October 14, 2017

fetty wappin yourself

When your smoking a blunt and it down to the stinger.... you take your hit and some smoke gets in one eye so you can’t see outta it. You have fetty wapped yourself.

Your fetty wappin yourself

by I’m That Bitch December 12, 2017