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advanced walk of shame 

Post coital venture home from childhood neighborhood wearing same ensemble as previous evenings scandalous romp with soiled sheets in tow.
Advanced walk of shame......Period, pee, shit....any bodily function not wished to be exhibited on new lovers bed-sheets.

Side Walk Jelly Fish 

When your walking down the street with your friends and you see a used condom on the ground.
Holy shit! a Side Walk Jelly Fish!!!! dont step on it you don't want to kill the urban animals bro!

Creep Walk

Generally conducted somewhere where many people are condensed into one area. E.g. Office, Malls, Food Courts.

When someone, usually a Male, gets up from a seated position and slowly stares at the people surrounding him, then proceeds to walk slowly through the group of people, creepily staring at each as he passes, then retreats to a secluded area to be creepy solo.

Creep walking is extremely effective if done whilst wearing headphones.
Person 1: Man, did you see that weirdo creep walk through the office just then? He got up and stared at me for like 20 seconds, then it took him like 2 minutes to walk from his desk to meeting room and he was creepily staring at everyone on the way!
Creep Walk by Yik Yak April 15, 2011

Dark walk 

That really awkward walk through a really dark room youve never been in before, because youre convinced youll trip and fall on something.
Why are you walking like that?
Like what?
The dark walk man!
Dark walk by HaileeCorin October 2, 2011

Shabbos Walk 

When one person feels the need to show affection to another person by taking a walk with them during Shabbat. *the Jewish version of “Netflix and chill”* Usually involves touching one another.
Elanit went with Jeramiah on a Shabbos walk, and Elanit enjoyed it a little bit too much. After they
Shabbos Walk by Pewdiepie:) May 23, 2018

ten-minute walk 

A euphemism, used with one's parents, for 'going for a smoke'.
Ma: why does Jo keep going for these ten-minute walks?
Pa: why did I marry you?

-enter Jo, smelling strongly of tobacco-

Ma: *angst*
ten-minute walk by wiffwaff January 20, 2012