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Unicorn porn

A rare and mystic type of porn in which unicorns have sex with humans. To have seen this is very special for it only happens every 69 years. It only happens every 69 years due to the sex position they are in.
OMG I finally have seen unicorn porn. I feel so enlightened... It's so colorful...and sixty-niney.
by Steyudndvrhrjdjd February 20, 2018
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Unicorn Blood

Alcoholic beverage made with lemonade, vodka, blue curacao, and maraschino cherries. When done right, resembles a rainbow.
I had unicorn blood at that Harry Potter party last night. It was tasty!
by SamiQoo January 10, 2014
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unicorn talent

A talent that one has that everyone knows about, but few have witnessed.
Guy 1. I heard Lucy sing today, it was amazing.

Guy 2. I've never heard her sing.

Guy 1. It's her unicorn talent.
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop March 14, 2009
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Unicorn Slut

Someone who occasionally practices anal sex and loves it.
Keith: Did you know Ashley has a weird fascination with getting her bubble butt pounded through her butthole?

John: Damn really?! I'd hit that Unicorn Slut.
by FlaccidVagina August 10, 2015
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Unicorn Wrangler

A term used by IT recruiting agencies on LinkedIn to trick people into believing they aren't body shops.
Talent Acquisition | Unicorn Wrangler | Purple Squirrel Hunter
by blitzchap May 4, 2020
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Unicorn Style

When a person places a strap-on dildo on their head and use it to fuck someone else in the ass or vagina
Yo, i fucked this girl Unicorn Style last night, she LOVEDDD it!!
by Snack'em August 3, 2010
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Caca Unicorn

Unicorn that eats Caca, also shits caca out of every crevice on its body. Loves Caca and Eats Caca daily.
Jeez, you really are Caca Unicorn. Stop being gross.
by TogeCian August 18, 2021
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