toilet tornado

when you giz in the toilet and it looks like a swirling white tornado

look at that toilet tornado!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

toilet paper

Stock or options in a startup company, referring to the likeliness the money will have only imaginary value. In contrast to "real paper".

Person 1: "Hey, I got a great new job, paying $150k, working for a company that makes facebook apps!"

Person 2: "Really? Is it real paper or toilet paper?"

Person 1: "$60k base, $90k stock"

Person 2: "oh, so mostly toilet paper..."

by Aaron Startupguy November 16, 2009

toilet paper

an excellent product for masturbation. i cum into it all the time.

toilet paper absorbs my cum

by Why Bother April 3, 2006

unisex toilet

A public toiet that is used by men and women at the same time.

what do you think about a unisex toilet?

by Deep blue 2012 October 28, 2009

toilet choke

potentially stopped up toilet -the coughing sound a toilet makes when trying to swallow with too much in its' mouth!!

i tried to flush my waste but experienced toilet choke
i like the super toilets! they never toilet choke!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Toilet Paper

An item used to wipe your ass that became extinct in 2020.

Bob: Hey you got any toilet paper?
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Bob: ...

by PotatoChickenman March 21, 2020

skibidi toilet

some goofy ass youtube series of toilets w/ fucking heads popping out of the toilet hole fighting w/ some sorta cameramen made by dafuq?boom

kids that are gen alpha have a high chance of being a fucking dumbass and say that it has lore when it doesnt 😭

infected kid w/ skibidi toilet syndrome: skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dabidi dip dip
normal person: shut the fuck up

by virtuosoisthebest October 3, 2023