Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

Twelvity Seven

When you have had more than you should.

How many bongs we have smoked this morning.

What round are we on? I think we just hit Twelvity Seven.

by Bissextile October 17, 2013

seven-foot twelve

A more fun way to say eight-foot

Why do you have to be seven-foot twelve, dude?

by 413XN0$!C March 16, 2018

Seven The Vibe

Fire asf, ian gonna lie

Yoooo have you heard that new Seven The Vibe?
shits tuff

by Ben Mogly November 23, 2021

Seven The Vibe

A W rapper that make fire ass songs

Seven The Vibe is a very sex inducing male

by Ben Mogly January 30, 2022

The Biggest Bitch Of The Seven Seas

A term used to describe a person that is such a bitch that the seven seas doesn't even measure their bitchiness.

There goes the biggest bitch of the seven seas.

by dcomad September 19, 2020

Law of Sevens

The theory that when asked to rate something on a scale 1-10, people disproportionately answer "7." Most common in rating people's appearance but applies to all facets of life.

Tony: She's cute -- probably a 7 out of 10.
Jack: Are you sure you're not succumbing to the Law of Sevens?
Tony: You're right, I'd say she's an 8.

by Blue Collar Bandit February 04, 2022