“Fail watching,” unlike its brother only in rhyme whale watching, would be much more entertaining because you see someone fail much more often then you’d witness a whale leaping out from the sea in front of your ship.
It would be similar to people watching (which often leads to the act of Fail watching at some point) except one would only be waiting for someone else to mess up.
Failures noted while “Fail watching” should be subtle, not America’s Funniest Home Videos quality. None of this people falling down or getting hit crap because “Fail watching” frowns upon physical injury.
“Fail watchers” are let loose to make assumptions based on little to no evidence, creating characters out of the people around them in order to develop a more lasting “Fail watching story.”
It would be similar to people watching (which often leads to the act of Fail watching at some point) except one would only be waiting for someone else to mess up.
Failures noted while “Fail watching” should be subtle, not America’s Funniest Home Videos quality. None of this people falling down or getting hit crap because “Fail watching” frowns upon physical injury.
“Fail watchers” are let loose to make assumptions based on little to no evidence, creating characters out of the people around them in order to develop a more lasting “Fail watching story.”
As I sat in coldstone the other day, I couldn't help but make a mental note of the "Fail watching story" I would get from the easter bunny who forgot to hide her sneakers
by Chetnugget April 10, 2009
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Get the Failed abortion mug.Something said to someone who has made a bad joke or has done something so retarded that the fail at life.
by Corwad November 8, 2007
Get the fail sauce mug.Kate: I walked into my door this morning, then into my roommate. Went to class, slipped on the ice, tripped getting off the bus. Got lunch and my pop exploded.
Jer: *glare*
Kate: I know, I know, fail!...
Jer: I wasn't going to say that...
Kate: What then?
Jer: LIFE FAIL!
Jer: *glare*
Kate: I know, I know, fail!...
Jer: I wasn't going to say that...
Kate: What then?
Jer: LIFE FAIL!
by GrafixPenguin87 January 29, 2009
Get the Life Fail mug.To fail so badly it is impossible to live with the shame. People have known to use this term when a friend( or anybody for that instance ) fails so badly it is epic.
Guy: I just drove my car into a house!
Me: Why?
Guy: I was studieing the house.
Me: Epic Fail man, Epic fail...
Me: Why?
Guy: I was studieing the house.
Me: Epic Fail man, Epic fail...
by Guy.Mr.Person.Sir August 9, 2009
Get the Epic Fail mug.An overly exaggerated frown made in response to anything particularly stupid seen anywhere, be it an action, a behavior, the weather, some music, etc.
Anybody employing a fail frown must be aware that they must, to the best of their abilities, follow the guiding scientific principle principle-every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
Anybody employing a fail frown must be aware that they must, to the best of their abilities, follow the guiding scientific principle principle-every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
This actually happened to me, so please, read it in order to contextualize this compound word. In essence, it was a message about corporate buzzwords and euphemisms I had sent to a friend.
-I talked to a woman this morning who is the owner of a cafe. She told me she used to be a paraprofessional, which is basically a glorified teacher´s assistant. She likened the euphemism to a custodian being named a "custodial manager." We both made a "fail frown" after she had finished explaining it to me.
-I talked to a woman this morning who is the owner of a cafe. She told me she used to be a paraprofessional, which is basically a glorified teacher´s assistant. She likened the euphemism to a custodian being named a "custodial manager." We both made a "fail frown" after she had finished explaining it to me.
by legal pwn August 19, 2009
Get the fail frown mug.When cupid's harpoon fails.
That bitch rejected him after being penetrated by Cupid's Harpoon. Guess his is now the Failed Harpoon.
by awk-man April 15, 2010
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