The Rule of Tits

When you have the chance to grabs someones Tits, YOU GRAB THEM. Weither you be Straight, Lesbian, Gay, Male, Female, Single or Taken. YOU GRAB THEM

Girl: Grab my tits!

Boy: Okay *grabs tits*

Girl's best friend: Ew no!

Boy: YOU BROKE THE RULE OF TITS!

by JustiLovesMeNot March 2, 2011

tit in a wringer

From the ea of wringer washing machines. Getting one's tit in the wringer puts them in a tenuous situation.

The bank put my tit in a wringer when they delayed my deposit.

by jljminnesota October 2, 2015

Ripe Tits

When a girl exercises wearing a sports bra, afterwards her tits become extremely firm and enjoyable. Therefore they are ripe, or good for the picking!

I just biked 40 miles.. When I got home in the shower I had a serious case of Ripe Tits!

by P0OPBALLZ April 16, 2011

Jiggle Tits

1) A pair of extremely large knockers that jiggle while walking, running, or other related activities

Mark "Dude, look at her jiggle tits."
Chris "Theyre so big and jiggly, makes you wanna go over and squeeze them."
Mark "Hell yeah!"

by tommy3tone March 27, 2010

deer tits

Of or relating to giant memory glands. Exclamation of giant breasts "female breasts". Large breasts that start small at the top and large at the bottom, hanging over the woman's stomach as a tick would exemplify the shape over a saturated deer tick.

Kyle: "Holy shit look at those DEER TITS"!

Cameron: "Dude what are you talking about"?

Brandon: "Its a pair of ginormous breasts"!

by vego the carpathian December 18, 2010

lizard tits

the typically saggy breasts of a lot lizard a.k.a. prostitute

"Dude, check out those lizard tits."

by gijoeheadstomp April 6, 2009

Fire tits

To slap tits till red or to make tits red.

Andrew wanted to give the the hot ref fire tits.

by Waterpolo08 February 27, 2009