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Good Lord there's penice!

An expression used when someone online tricks you into looking at gay porn.
guy: google gay sex
guy2: GOOD LORD THERE'S PENICE!
by ComradeWave April 12, 2023
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Person 1: stop texting me
Person 2: According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly
Person 1: *blocks*
by Pearl the Axolotl September 7, 2021
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Hi, anybody there :P ?

The popular opening phrase used in texts by socially awkward guys to seem vaguely casual and interesting without being excessively needy and extra; there is also the clever use of an emoji to convey a playful boyish spirit. It is important to note that this only seems cool to them and not the intended recipient of the text
Normal People:

N: Hey, how's it going?
M: Not much
N(internally): I'm going to die alone and unloved

Socially Awkward

N: Hi, anybody there :P ?
M: Not much
N (internally): I am a cool, funny and valid human being
by Parasitical Pineapple October 23, 2017
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They're, There, Their

three words no one seems to get which one to use, and some examples (that probably violate the 1st amendment) on how to use them.

they're=they are . their= possession there= location
They're, There, Their: Examples

They're: ex #1. THEY'RE lighting that church on fire, is that even okay? ex #2. THEY'RE really hot, literally, THEY'RE burning in the fire from the church.

Their: ex #3. They used THEIR torch to light the church on fire. they learned how to make is from a five minuet crafts video, on THEIR computer.

There: ex #4 Hey, look over THERE, the church is on fire.
by n0on3 May 3, 2021
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be there in 5

When friends are 30 min late and you text them, they replyBe there in 5”. 🤣🤣
Are you guys here yet? “Be there in 5”.
by Buddy Nicholas Sprocket April 13, 2019
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why hello there

A fancy way of saying hi
-Walifett
by Walifett October 31, 2017
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up there

When somebody is fairly high, e.g. after having smoked a very strong strain, or after having smoked a few bowls in a short amount of time. Also can apply to smoking a normal amount, but taking VERY LARGE tokes.
Andrew: How high are you?
Billy: I'm up there.

Alexis: Oh. My. Gawd. Are you high, Sidney?
Sidney: ...I'm up there.
by fubsish October 19, 2009
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