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Waffle Boy

A metaphor for a specific type of male specimen that are really sweet, you crave them and you want them - just like waffles! When you get it, it’s the best thing ever and you just want more drizzled with chocolate and ice cream etc. Then right before the point you realise you’re in love with this ‘waffle,’ you being to feel sick really REALLY fast from eating so much at one time. You become fuller and fuller until you just can’t eat any more ‘waffles.’ You just stop eating your waffles until the next time you feel like then.

The male usually influences your decision to love him or hate him.
Karen: ...I just don’t know what to do. Sometimes I love him, sometimes I hate him!

Patricia: Hmmm GURLL, u gotta Waffle Boy on your hands!
by jazzy.macca August 20, 2018
mugGet the Waffle Boymug.

Thot waffle

A cunt that wants to act like a bitch
That how is a thot waffle
by Misslinds March 31, 2023
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Waffle drop

It's the custy nasty crust the come off of a blue waffle. (search google images for best result of blue waffle)
Courtney Jones just licked a waffle drop off the sidewalk
by wilkie99 May 12, 2015
mugGet the Waffle dropmug.

waffle brain

Somebody who is over educated and thinks they know everything all of their knowledge has come from books but they have never had a real life hands on experience with any of their preaching so in reality they don't really know jack shit about anything and they might as well be mentally handicapped
Dude our foreman on this job doesn't know Jack shit about anything what a f****** waffle brain he better go sit his ivy school ass down in his air conditioning Job trailer before he fucks this whole project up
by MyBallzizHot August 22, 2020
mugGet the waffle brainmug.

Victory Waffle

Fucking someone in your vehicle in a Waffle House parking lot and then eating a celebratory waffle afterwards
(Name) ate a victory waffle last night to congratulate a job well done!
by Novak06 September 14, 2023
mugGet the Victory Wafflemug.

Medium Waffle

Gf: hey wanna fuck?
Me: medium waffle.

Gf : we’re done.
by crowberries April 21, 2018
mugGet the Medium Wafflemug.

waffle muncher

Noun. Someone who participates in an angry style of eating pussy.
I heard johnny was a waffle muncher after he was done she was bleeding.
by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013
mugGet the waffle munchermug.

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