Tom Parked

A term used to describe someone when they are unconscious 10 minutes into the party.

Dude, you got so Tom Parked!

It's only 8PM and he is already fully Tom Parked.

I can't believe he is Tom Parked already. At least we didn't force it down his throat.

by TomParkedMeaning April 16, 2017

Scat, tom!

The Southern equivalent of "Bless you!"

Attack helicopter: *sneezes*
Non-binary jar of mayonnaise: "Scat, tom!"

by Yip the Mechanical Fox February 6, 2019

Tom Mars

Time
of
the month

Menstrual
area
is really
sore

Tom Mars sucks.
Tom Mars is visiting me now.

by Nina Bach October 28, 2008

Tom Vos

Racist, black man hater, black male disliker, KKK member, Islamophobic, djalla, fodder, certified white male, grown American man looking ahh, goofy, quirky, bledder, kebber.

*Man says the N-word*
Shut up u Tom Vos!

by TomVosKkrDjalla March 21, 2022

Tom Sandoval

An ex mactor who is now a leathery looking frontman of a below average cover band. He was recently caught having an affair with a woman who resembles Bambi but with cotton candy for brains.

“Tom Sandoval can suck a dick” - Kristen Doute

by ShiShu March 11, 2023

Tom Gravy

a parody version of Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady named Tom Gravy who is a competitive hot dog eater created at some point during a conversation where content creators Dream and Quackity explained American sports to British content creator GeorgeNotFound.

"I'm so proud of Tom Gravy for winning the hotdog eating competition!"

by diamond-reuben February 8, 2021

Tom Daley

To Tom Daley, is to adjust one's penis to make it more comfortable.

Let me just Tom Daley before we begin.

by Wassupninja October 6, 2016